What the HECK is WRONG with people? Sick... all sick.
Really? That's what you are going with?
Glad the bird was used to people. They can kick like... well... an emu.
Yes. People should stop committing acts of violence against other people.
What kind of thing would trigger that behavior? That does not seem like a "normal" thing to do, even for a teenage girl.
...required specialized scuba divers to recover the body... What is down there, under that lake? I wonder if he got stuck in a cave or something.
But he should not lose. From what we can see (and I admit, we cannot see most of the truck) the body looks to be in great shape. The HOA regulation mentions body damage.
Huh, you must be his next door neighbor, as you know so much about it. Thanks for informing us!
What a jerk. You have to wonder if he has tried to break into other places, or if he has a vendetta.